I'm not a hater, I just type a lot. That Nima guy has a really crappy blog about his crappy experiences in Japan and it makes me sick. I'm here to expose the real Nimaneems, and show him how this blog thing is supposed to be done. Take it to the streets nahmsayin? Nahmean? And by streets, I mean the gutless, faceless world of the internet, where any person with a two dollar keyboard from walmart gets to have a really self indulgent say about everything that their peabrained intellect deems as being important enough to write about. Which generally means square cars and runny poo. And you read it and agree.
I bet you all already knew that Nima likes to eat ass.
See Nima eat ass.
See Nima smile like never before.
Enough about him (for now).
What did you expect? Lil Jon's greatest hits? For 100 yen? It's got an illustration of a yummy chocolate bar with cereal mixed into it...could this be what makes Lil' Jon say YEAAAAAH? How about OKAAAAAY?
What?...goes to show that Shibuya and the LES have lots more in common than the ten million connections you can probably make on your own: small, overcrowded & occasionally stinky streets, too cool for school boutique retail staff who probably can't make a blog of their own if their stupid retail lives depended on it, a generic hipster uniform consisting of worn out jeans and the newest dunk SBs, okay I'm running out now, but look, IRAK got up here too, and probably makes Nima feels close to home. Coz he's from Iran. Not from the LES.
What's the word, ain't you heard, that, that Nima thinks being all foreignery, posted up infront of the area's hottest boutique hotel eating mad chicken skewers is how you take home the supermodels?
I swear I took some other pics that don't have Nima in them...I just haven't downloaded them from my camera yet. Ok they all have Nima in them. Look here's Nima being a super incredible gaijin.
